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Literally. This white dud will take you back to your SHITTY childhood in the 80s.
"Ayo the pizza here."
*runs downstairs and trips*
"OH NIGGA"
*yelling in pain as I fall down the stairs*
" augh my ears burn"
Then, he’s gonna take you back to the past and he’ll order you to never order a pizza again from your consequences…
Fu Bubble was never published. I seriously would like to know why. If you can not be that considerate, I will gladly delete Urban dictionary and all its links from my device.
A thank you blowjob. When you want to thank someone specially with your mouth.
I gave Santana a thank you job the other day.
Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties?
"Fuck you gordon"
"Do you know who ate all the donuts?"
Telling the person you’re talking to that you want to get jiggy. Now.
Steve: Hey Chad, we gonna do something before I leave?
Chad: You, Me. Bed, Now.
Steve: Oh…
when someone is fat and they suck you cll them you suck fat ass.
im going bonnie and clyde without you