you took everything from me

i don’t even know who you are

“you took EVERYTHING from me 🤕”
“i don’t even know who you are 🤔”
“😏 you will 😈”

You Fun Ass

Fin you're fucking dumb

FINLAY FAIRCLOUGNH:
you fun ass

Do you want to build a snowman?

Discretely asking someone if they want to do Cocaine.

Humorously inspired by Disney's Frozen.

Blind Al: Do you want to build a snowman?

Deadpool: Yes!... But I can't.

boy you 2 cute

What that gay nibba call you in the bathroom when he about to fuck you

Gay boy: boy you 2 cute ;)
Me: ikr ;)

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are you going to do me some?

Are you going to fight me about it?

She told me “are you going to do me some?” So we’re handling it after school in the courtyard.

I shit you not one cent

used to describe the wildest part of a story is 101% true, no matter how insane it might seem

"i dropped my sandwich and i shit you not one cent, it landed perfectly back on the plate!"