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A person, usually masculine, that’s exudes muppet vibes andenergy and/or looks like a muppet
Do you see that guy at the bar? Totally a muppet man.
Damon.
(Da-MAN) Noun.
Damon is the ultimate cool dude, the superhero of swagger and all things awesome! He's referred to as DaMAN because he's just THAT smooth and confident. He's the dad of super dads, always putting his family first and rocking that cape of love and care.
Damon is like a human ice cube, thriving in chilly weather and always down for a snowball fight or a snuggle by the fireplace. His humor is so lit that he could probably roast a marshmallow with his jokes, making everyone feel as cozy as a marshmallow in hot cocoa.
As a bud, Damon's loyalty runs deeper than a forever stamp, always having your back no matter what. Need a hand? Damon's got you covered like a blanket in a blizzard. And he's not just a tech nerd, he's like the Einstein of gadgets, always the first to know what's hot in the tech world.
But wait, there's more! Damon is a speed demon, a thrill-seeking motorcycle maniac who loves the rush of wind in his face. He's a swiss army knife of awesomeness, juggling being a loyal friend, a loving dad, a tech guru, and a wild child all in one super cool package. Damon - DA-MAN, the myth, the legend!
"Have you crossed paths with Da-MAN yet? He's the dude who can make you snort with laughter and is always ready to lend a hand - seriously, he's like a walking, talking guidebook on how to be a DaMAGICAL man!"
The title given to the person (usually male) who fully sent it the night before.
i.e. got the most wasted, got laid, etc
*jeff walks into a room the Monday after he got laid at a party*
All his friends: "DA man!"
An alter ego used for men with the name “Andy”. A Dee man is a classified reprobate who is likely to cause offence or carnage wherever he goes. A Dee man will likely appear from a mere muggles body, but only when either too much alcohol or Peruvian snow has been consumed. The said innocent human affected may not even know their inner Dee man has came out only until the morning after, however, the curse of the Dee man allows for categorically 0 remorse or regret to be felt. You can tell when a Dee-man has entered the room by his enormous stature, he will claim to be 6ft5 when in reality scrapes 5ft10. This will be accompanied by an accent that get ever increasingly hard to understand the more his inner Dee man grows. The only saving grace the menace to society brings is that he is equipped with an absolute monster of a cock, however unfortunate he never gets to use it.
“You see the way he’s smashing those lines and beers? He’s gonna turn into the Dee man soon”
The owner of a beefy little penis
Have you seen Jamie’s chode, he’s quite the Burrito Man
a fucking fat person who is like a burrito
Bryan: OI, did you see the teacher?
Nicholas: Yeah, he's a burrito man
Bryan: Damn right!