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someone who looks like a tree and is emo. often found cooped up in their own room listening to rock music.
person 1: he's such a tree man
person 2: ikr! like black fingerless gloves??? thats so tree man-like!
A cleansing period precipitated by a prolonged exposure to male ideologies and practices.
Betty: "Geez, after spending the weekend with my brother and his idiotic friends I could really use a man douche!"
Veronica: "I hear ya sister! After I broke up with my boyfriend I needed a month-long man douche!"
A male that is very attracted to sausage shaped things, like a penis for example.
Josh: Dude whats your obsession with hot dogs?
Josh 2: Nothing much i'm just a Weiner man
A little bit more then a fuck buddy but not a boyfriend.
My moonlit man is coming over to fix my car.
A person, usually masculine, that’s exudes muppet vibes andenergy and/or looks like a muppet
Do you see that guy at the bar? Totally a muppet man.
Damon.
(Da-MAN) Noun.
Damon is the ultimate cool dude, the superhero of swagger and all things awesome! He's referred to as DaMAN because he's just THAT smooth and confident. He's the dad of super dads, always putting his family first and rocking that cape of love and care.
Damon is like a human ice cube, thriving in chilly weather and always down for a snowball fight or a snuggle by the fireplace. His humor is so lit that he could probably roast a marshmallow with his jokes, making everyone feel as cozy as a marshmallow in hot cocoa.
As a bud, Damon's loyalty runs deeper than a forever stamp, always having your back no matter what. Need a hand? Damon's got you covered like a blanket in a blizzard. And he's not just a tech nerd, he's like the Einstein of gadgets, always the first to know what's hot in the tech world.
But wait, there's more! Damon is a speed demon, a thrill-seeking motorcycle maniac who loves the rush of wind in his face. He's a swiss army knife of awesomeness, juggling being a loyal friend, a loving dad, a tech guru, and a wild child all in one super cool package. Damon - DA-MAN, the myth, the legend!
"Have you crossed paths with Da-MAN yet? He's the dude who can make you snort with laughter and is always ready to lend a hand - seriously, he's like a walking, talking guidebook on how to be a DaMAGICAL man!"