when your balls get jacked up and sag a lot.
guy: dayum boi. you got some hardcore ball timers.
other guy: i know:(
The scale ranging from balls times 1 to balls times ten that determines how bad a current situation is.
Ryan: Somebody ate all of our chicken!
Brandon: Balls times 7!!
Ryan:That's pretty high on the Balls scale.
The term used when a males scrotum smells like a burst latex balloon.
Scott wasn’t happy at work today. This morning his wife started giving him oral sex but she stopped before finishing the job because he had balloon balls.
A Woman, Usually cant play football and gets SO MAD easily. Commonly seen getting slain by a shovel and gets SO MAD easily. This type of creature, "Woman" ("Wuh-Maaaaan") Originates on Venus (A place you shouldn't go to).
Guy - "Hi Rachel Ball"
Rachel Ball - "Ur mom gay LøL"
*Guy Dies
a person who is very proper and not outgoing. they can be viewed as lames or weirdos. they maybe loved by other square ball or even non-square balls. they are very big clout chasers and fiend for popularity
Johnny is such a square ball.
When it has been a few days since a man has shaved his scrotum and the hair has grown out becoming prickly.
"Last night my man wanted me to suck his nuts and I told him, 'No way, it is time to manscape again. So until you do, I ain't puttin your cactus balls in my mouth!'"
When you have an excessive amount of keys and knick-knacks hanging from your key chain that when they are in the ignition of a vehicle, they hang down so low they rub your leg, like balls.
Dude, I had to drive my moms car today and her key balls totally chaffed the inside of my knee!