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ball timers

when your balls get jacked up and sag a lot.

guy: dayum boi. you got some hardcore ball timers.

other guy: i know:(

by olivia guy and zoe July 3, 2014


Balls scale

The scale ranging from balls times 1 to balls times ten that determines how bad a current situation is.

Ryan: Somebody ate all of our chicken!
Brandon: Balls times 7!!
Ryan:That's pretty high on the Balls scale.

by Rmilkman September 3, 2008


Balloon balls

The term used when a males scrotum smells like a burst latex balloon.

Scott wasn’t happy at work today. This morning his wife started giving him oral sex but she stopped before finishing the job because he had balloon balls.

by Fat Sticks August 1, 2023


Rachel Ball

A Woman, Usually cant play football and gets SO MAD easily. Commonly seen getting slain by a shovel and gets SO MAD easily. This type of creature, "Woman" ("Wuh-Maaaaan") Originates on Venus (A place you shouldn't go to).

Guy - "Hi Rachel Ball"
Rachel Ball - "Ur mom gay LøL"

*Guy Dies

by I like dead cats March 13, 2018


Square ball

a person who is very proper and not outgoing. they can be viewed as lames or weirdos. they maybe loved by other square ball or even non-square balls. they are very big clout chasers and fiend for popularity

Johnny is such a square ball.

by wyd.com September 22, 2019


cactus balls

When it has been a few days since a man has shaved his scrotum and the hair has grown out becoming prickly.

"Last night my man wanted me to suck his nuts and I told him, 'No way, it is time to manscape again. So until you do, I ain't puttin your cactus balls in my mouth!'"

by stitchmata April 21, 2013


Key balls

When you have an excessive amount of keys and knick-knacks hanging from your key chain that when they are in the ignition of a vehicle, they hang down so low they rub your leg, like balls.

Dude, I had to drive my moms car today and her key balls totally chaffed the inside of my knee!

by Mork7300 November 20, 2015