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The lord of all, the greatest being of pure light, ruling over all of reality.
Devotee:Hail M Ö T H, bro.
Heathen: wut
Devotee: HE IS IMPURE
Typical reaction when you feel you've been screwed over by some guys.
"I've been banned from Fiverr? O-M-Double G!"
"O-M-Double G! You weren't fast enough, now I can't achieve that epic Victory Royale!"
A mathematical equation that is taught to all English children the world over.
This translates to - Crumpets, with the addition of a layer of butter and marmite in equal measure are, by there very nature, quite delightful.
This is the correct manner in which crumpets are to be presented. The rather coarse American tradition of jam (with or without butter) is a poor substitute, never to be practiced by any person that aims to imitate the manners of the upstanding English gentleman.
Goodness Quentin! Does this woman not know her C+(B+M)=QD's??
"Damn your preserve woman, pass me the bloody marmite!" is that I should of said.
JAM on my BLEEDIN' CRUMPETS?? Are you 'aving a laugh? Were you not taught no math at school??? C+(B+M)=QD and dontchu forget it!
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A club that college students can join where they get together regulary to have S&M sex with other members of the club.
John is in a college S&M club.
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The M Unit is a veteran monk soldier who is now a gangster in the M-Unit. He is known as the M-Unit soldier.
The M-Unit save retarded monks around the world.
"The M-Unit soldier saved my bennie the bull".
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When you’re addressing somebody about something that’s you mean.
I knew my shit didn’t get staled on me messing with y’all man. You Know M Sayinnn
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October 8th is National Alexis(M) Day! Tell your favorite Alexis happy National Day to them!
Person A: Hey have you talked to an Alexis today?
Person B: No? Why?
Person A: It's National Alexis(M) Day!
Person B: My cousin is named Alexis! I'll text him now!
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