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She was born on april 3, thats why shes such a dumb bitch
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An overpriced videogame console that steals many aspects from both the Xbox 360 and the Wii. It's controllers also strangely resemble a double ended dildo.
Playstation 3 Creators wondered why more than %80 of their purchasers were single old fat ladies, and gay men. They then realized this was because their controllers could be used as dildos.
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The art of anal, fingering, and making out.
The female arks her ass back so the male can stick his wang in her anus but at the same time you can see her front. The male then proceeds to finger the woman and then starts making out.
1.) Guy: Dude, I just pulled a 3 in 1 on Michelle!
2.) Other guy: Sexy.
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A tablet which Apple Inc. produces. It's great for everything. You can use it for anything in your daily life like; entertainment, business, responsibilities. It has a large capacity so you can purchase a lots of apps, paid or free. There are a lots of games that you can enjoy playing. There some reminder apps so you won't get late for anything or forgot your friends birthday. Also it has video camera on it so you can take pictures of yourself or tape a video of anything you want!
+This new iPad, it's great.
-You mean the iPad 3?
+Well, don't get used to it...
-Why the hell is that for?!
+They'll bring up a new one 6 month later...
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Dress as a VSCO GIRL/BOY for the day!
Julie: “-and I oop, dropped my hydro flasksksksksk.”
Liam: “Why the hell are you saying that, ITS SOOOO ANNOYING!”
Julie: “ because it’s January 3rd, hahaha.”
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National throw straws in the ocean day for the sea turtles!
For the VSCO girls.
VSCO IS A MENTAL DISORDER!
Nov 3 is throw straws in the ocean day!
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