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The only rap-rock band that ever had talent.
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The irritability that follows excessive consumption of highly caffeinated energy drinks such as Red Bull, Monster, or Rockstar.
I can't handle this traffic man...I've got a screamin' case of red bull rage!
The annoying feeling obtained from seeing too many of those odd advertisements that you get while wasting time exploring Urban Dictionary. Such ads often seem confusing at first but most always tun out to be about a combination of sex and something else that's considered moderately cool or interesting by the general public in that they can really be created using this formula:
somewhat appealing topic + common sexual word or phrase + "click here/now" or some sort of special offer= advertisement
Too much exposure may lead to turning off your web browser or computer without warning, and possibly may even lead to the damage or destruction of said computer. rare cases may lead to actually clicking on the ad.
Possible Advertisements:
"Alien Abduction Orgy! Click here!"
"300 Spartans Sex! First month free!"
"Machine Gun Girls Striptease! Click Now!"
"Millionaire women want to have sex with YOU! First date free!"
"One click for a Roman Orgy! Click Now!"* (see below)
"Horny Wood Elves! Click Here!"
"Get Na'vi babes knocked up! Click Now!"
After seeing all of those ads on Urban,
You: "FUUUUUCKKKK THISSSSSS." *breaks computer over knee*
or
(probably not) You: "Fuck it. I can't take it anymore." *clicks ad*
Both are forms of Urban Ad Rage.
*turns out this actually was put up on the site, but it still fits the formula
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An individual who will not date or have ANY sexual contact with members of the same sex with no exceptions to the rule
You; "Is Terry over there gay?"
Me; "No, I'm sure he's a raging heterosexual"
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"Raging Tit Muffins!" is an expletive which can be considered to be synonymous to "Fucking Hell!" and "Oh, Sugar!" and in terms of offensiveness, perfectly bisecting these two expressions, similar to "Oh, bugger!".
Tit muffin is an American English name for a type of quick bread that is baked in small portions shaped like breasts, although they usually are not as sweet as breasts and generally lack frosting, much like breasts. There are many varieties and flavors of tit muffins made with a specific ingredient, the most common being a cherry on top. For example, a recipe in Swedish for "Tuttmuffins" can be found on www.tasteline.com.
There are several other variations, such as "Flaming Tit Muffins!", "Burning Tit Muffins!" and the gold standard amongst tit muffin-related swearing: "Cunting Tit Muffins!".
John has just got ready for a big date with Susan, who has just rung the doorbell. At that very moment, John's pen bursts, spilling so much black ink onto his lap that it looks like a diseased octopus has sicked up on his crotch.
"Raging Tit Muffins!" yelled John.
"John, are you okay?" called Susan, from the other side of the door, her voice filled with concern.
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The emotional pattern that Nicolas Cage goes through in every movie he's in.
Firstly, Nicolas Cage is in a happy/placid state.
Then, something happens to Nicolas Cage that causes a short stage of confusion. This is key to the next stage.
Finally, Nicolas Cage becomes filled with anger at the confusion he experiences.
Rinse and repeat. In every movie.
KNOWING (2009) A prime example of the 'Cage Rage Theorem'
Nicolas Cage is happy. (Stage one)
Nicolas Cage finds sheet of numbers, becomes confused. (Stage two)
Nicolas Cage throws everything on the floor, in a fit of anger and confusion at the numbers. (Stage 3)
1. A group of friends made up individuals who all admit to being lonely, angry, dissatisfied people filled with angst.
2. Unhappy, sarcastic assholes that tend to hang out with each other.
I don't have the energy to entertain Rita and her downer friends. It's like hanging out with Phi Beta Rage.