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When you get some girls number... used because there are 7 digits in a phone number... 10 if you get an area code...
Hey girl let me get 7-10 digits off of ya
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10 strong men inside a giant ball of chocolate (preferably niggers), force-fucking each other in the face.
Yo fuckweed, wanna organize one o them 10 man truffles tonight?
i dont feel like dancing
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Originating in Oakville, this sheer stroke of genius is guarenteed to get you high on a single toke. The struggling toker is forced by tradition to catch up by inhaling for ten seconds and holding it in as long as he can. The ten second toke applies to sober/first time smokers.
Cameron: Man, I could definately be more fucked
Connie: You know what that means? 10 SECOND TOKE!! TEN SECOND TOKE!!
Cameron: YEAH lets smoke this bitch!
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A code for what will happen if you so choose to indulge in statutory rape, aka sex with someone under the age of consent. A breakdown of the code is
5= 5 minutes in bed
10= 10 hours/minutes in court (because it won't take a judge or jury long to convict your ass)
15= 15 years in a magic castle where people will gang rape and beat the living god out of you because you're a convicted pedophile.
Dumbass: Yo, bro I's gonna go fuck this bitch over there.
Guy with some intelligence: Dude, she's 15, you're 25
Dumbass: So bro she's just a ho bro?
Guy with some intelligence: 5-10-15 dumbass
For some reason the government looks at sex as some kind of contract, and you cant agree to a contract if your under their arbitrary age. So if the girl is 17 and your 18, just wait, because if she gets pregnant and her daddy finds out it's yours, he'd probably love to 5-10-15 your ass. On the other hand if your 25 and want to screw a 17 year old, eat shit pedophile.
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What should be taken from one who extremely over exaggerates the details of most things in order to acheive story dominance and self acclaim. Meaning 10 percent of what is presented is the truth, the other 90 percent is usually entertaining and a lie.
Philip said that the store was giving away $10,000 dollars at the end of the night, but I called and they said they were only giving $1000. I guess thats another one of those Philip "10 percent rule" exclamations.
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A common term of unknown origin, in which a person claims to be able to complete a task in 10.00 seconds. Existed long before the existance of My Little Pony: Friendship is magic
You see that tree over there? I can run there and back in 10 seconds flat.
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