8 foot Comfy Sack

The largest and most comfortable foam bag chair known to man...AKA the 8 FOOTER.

Even Chuck Norris is amazed at the size of the 8 foot Comfy Sack, and nothing amazes him.

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The Law of Top 8 Symmetry

A law that states that, if one moves a person off of their Top 8, or changes said persons position in the top 8, the person who was moved will move the first person to match.

Yolanda: Beckey like, moved me from number 4 to number 5. Now I have to move her down too because of the law of top 8 symmetry.

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Set 8 say vegetables

😳Beansss😲,😬uh a cabage🥬 , 🤮reed?🙀,
🤡BROCCOLI🥦,✨sweet potato✨,
🥀GAULIFLOWR🥊,🥔rOaSt tAtOeS🍠,
🥕carod🌝,🚽PEASSS🌞,🎃PUMKIN📢,
🦤wheat corn🐭,🤠broad beans👴🏻, 🪆FIGZ🍐,

🧅ONIONZ🧑 🎤,✨parsnips✨,🧀PoLiF🥯,
🌶carots🥴,🌬Broccolli☃️ *chokes*,
🍫chocalate☕️?

LETS WATCH SET 8 SAY VEGETABLES

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8/2 (2+2)

16

8/2 (2+2) is 16.

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69 - 8=D = (0)

It's a fucking math equation asshole...BUT, *sigh* if I must explain:
69 (mutual oral sex.)
minus
8=D (dick.)
equals
(0) (pussy.)
There, happy now? Wanna work at Ronald McfuckingDonalds forever? Then write this on every math test.

Evaluate:
7x + y + 54 - 3b ÷ 13x • 2y =?
answer: 69 - 8=D = (0).

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6 to 8 business weeks

an extremely long time. business weeks being a time frame used as a shipping time estimation, i.e. your package should arrive in 6 to 8 business weeks. a business week consisting of only business days, not weekends, thus being longer than a normal week. in effect, forever.

girl: how long will you love me?
guy: 6 to 8 business weeks, baby!
girl: awwww...i'll love you forever, too!

dave: how long are you grounded for?
ken: 6 to 8 business weeks!
dave: damn! well, it's christmas now, that means you should be out by...lets see...4th of july maybe?
ken: probably more like labor day!

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10 9 8 4

From a distance, the chick looks like a 10. But as she gets closer, she goes from a 9, to an 8, to a 4.

Girl looks good from afar, but as she gets closer she goes from hot to not. She's a 10 9 8 4

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