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😳Beansss😲,😬uh a cabage🥬 , 🤮reed?🙀,
🤡BROCCOLI🥦,✨sweet potato✨,
🥀GAULIFLOWR🥊,🥔rOaSt tAtOeS🍠,
🥕carod🌝,🚽PEASSS🌞,🎃PUMKIN📢,
🦤wheat corn🐭,🤠broad beans👴🏻, 🪆FIGZ🍐,
🧅ONIONZ🧑 🎤,✨parsnips✨,🧀PoLiF🥯,
🌶carots🥴,🌬Broccolli☃️ *chokes*,
🍫chocalate☕️?
LETS WATCH SET 8 SAY VEGETABLES
It's a fucking math equation asshole...BUT, *sigh* if I must explain:
69 (mutual oral sex.)
minus
8=D (dick.)
equals
(0) (pussy.)
There, happy now? Wanna work at Ronald McfuckingDonalds forever? Then write this on every math test.
Evaluate:
7x + y + 54 - 3b ÷ 13x • 2y =?
answer: 69 - 8=D = (0).
an extremely long time. business weeks being a time frame used as a shipping time estimation, i.e. your package should arrive in 6 to 8 business weeks. a business week consisting of only business days, not weekends, thus being longer than a normal week. in effect, forever.
girl: how long will you love me?
guy: 6 to 8 business weeks, baby!
girl: awwww...i'll love you forever, too!
dave: how long are you grounded for?
ken: 6 to 8 business weeks!
dave: damn! well, it's christmas now, that means you should be out by...lets see...4th of july maybe?
ken: probably more like labor day!
From a distance, the chick looks like a 10. But as she gets closer, she goes from a 9, to an 8, to a 4.
Girl looks good from afar, but as she gets closer she goes from hot to not. She's a 10 9 8 4
a sexual act where there are 4 locations, 6 positions, 8 continuous hours and at least 10 times of sex.
mfn-"i can't believe we just did the 4-6-8-10."
tb-"it's crazy, i mean, we did it in the kitchen, the bath tub, on the wall and on the stairs."
mfn-"not just that but we did in 6 different positions!"
tb-" but fuck, 8 hours is a long time..."
mfn-"it had to have been at least 10 times."
To do something every possible way, usually when referring to how you fucked a girl in many different positions, or many times.
"Did you hit that man?"
"Yo, I fucked that bitch 8 ways from sunday."