ur brother mother

the worst insult in all of history

Jeoff: ur mom gay
Bill:Ur mom lesbian
Jeoff:ur granny tranny
Bill:ur pappy trappy:
Jeoff: Ur sister mister
Bill: Don't make me do it!
Jeoff: Do it pussy

Bill: ur brother mother
(The sun rams into earth)

Big Brother Shit

When you need to urinate and unexpectedly end up taking poop at the same. As they say, “Expect the unexpected!”

Attmay: Did you just take a dump?
Prilay: Yes, why?
Attmay: I thought you just had to tinkle.
Prilay: Expect the unexpected!
Attmay: That must have been a Big Brother Shit!

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Brothers of the Road (BTRs)

When two guys do anal with the same girl at different times.

You do you fucked her in the butt too?! We're Brothers of the Road (BTRs)!!

honorary brother pass

Pass that honors any non-black person to become an honorarily accepted brother or sister.

Its 'aight, I got an honorary brother pass honorary bro pass .

Throat-Faced Brother

It is the type of brother you do not want at your slumber party. Additionally, these people shower with their dog, cut carrots with their teeth and spit them into salad, and make loud cackling noises when they laugh.

Get your throat-faced brother out of my party!

Blues Brothering yourself

When you mix Black breakfast tea, Black coffee, and Redbull or monster creating a breakfast version of the speedball a mixture of Cocain and Heroin what killed Jake from the Blues Brothers

When you really want to sleep though class, just Blues Brothers yourself

I really just want to really fucking sleep for 5 hours.

Don't go full on Blues Brothering yourself, you'll sleep forever.

little brother's disease

usually the middle child in a family who is trying to show up his older sibling.

"damn Tyrone, Drew got that {little brother's disease}! Why he always gotta be up in the mix?