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A sparkling Alabama peach is when you take a box of sparklers, put them hanging out of your cousins ass, lit them, and start going at it from behind.
Dude Chandler is wilder then a 7 second ride, he made a sparkling Alabama peach yesterday
Peyton wells volunteer fire fighter doing hot shit with Waylon booker his number is 251 743 3932
I just saw them doing the Alabama fire man with him
If someone nails you to the floor and beats you with a croquet mallet
Jimmy was being so rude when playing croquet that I decided to give him an Alabama Backrub alabama backrub rub back america
When you are in your Air B&B in Gulf Shores, Alabama, and your smokebag neighbor sneaks into your heated pool two times.
That Alabama Rat is in the pool again.
When one is constipated to the point in which they must extricate the plugged feces using their pointer and middle fingers entwined (like a corkscrew) and reach up to their own anus to scrape and remove the feces.
“Billy Ray was so constipated, he had to pull out the ol’ “Alabama Fish Hook” in order to feel better!”
two little monkeys jumping on the bed one fell off k i s s i n g
freaky alabama monkey is a nigget
When you and another man take a spoon to a river where no one can see you then you dig a hole and both take turns to shit in the hole. After all the shit is in the hole you then deepthroat each other until both of your mouths are full with sperm. You then put your hand in the hole and feed it to your friend.
Tom and Jerry did Alabama river spooning for pornhub.