Big sexy boy day where only the big sexy boys are produced
Wow your hot you mush be from 30th august
The day Aung Thu Win was born. It is also the only "Pride Day" of the entire year.
Aung Thu Win is also a part of the community
Oh! No! It's Sumit's birthday on 30th August. I need to buy a very personal gift for him.
National Sam Day
Worship all Sam's as your God, your Jesus, your friend
Person A: here Sam have £1000000
Person B: wtf are you doing
Person A: it's international the 2nd of august
Person B: OMG SORRY SAM HERES A PUPPY AND A RHINO
Everyone born on this day is a hotass, not saying this cuz my parents SLAYED the pregnancy.
"hey, are you born on the 2nd of August?"
"Yeah how'd yk?"
"Well, your hot annoying and mad"
"trueee"
Sister: why are you sneaking out?
Me: because it’s august 22nd!
If they are born on august 22 they are the best and you should buy them whatever they want or else….. you don’t wanna know
I’m born august 22 can I have a coffee mug
National fuck with a Jordan day... On this day it is everyone who's name is not Jordan to make a Jordan's day so inconvenient that all they can say is "fuck"
It's August 22 did you fuck with Jordan yet?