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A child that was covertly conceived for the purpose of keeping or retaining a partner against his or her will.
1. I'm going home to see my hostage baby.
2. I'd leave her, but she's pregnant with my hostage baby.
3. She just told me that she was pregnant yesterday, so now we're having a hostage baby.
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Rumor has it that every time there is an awkward silence in a conversation, a gay baby is born.
Jimmy: Yeah so that is what I did with myself last night.
Sarah: Umm....
(Awkward Silence)
Jimmy: Gay Baby!!!!!
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Having a tiny penis and never getting laid
Grant has a baby dick. He never gets laid either. Poor Grant. You should move to Madacascar, baby dick.
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Nickname for the love of your life<3
Baby Boo, I YOU YOU!
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A male who fathers a child with a women and refuses to support the child or be a part of the child's life.
"Thats just my Baby daddy"
"In the New Superman movie, Superman is Lois Lanes Baby Daddy."
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Babies born to soldier's wives after they have been deployed overseas to fight.
Pictures of pregnant women with their soon to be departing soldiers represent the symbolism of what a deployment baby is.
Unique for war times.
Usually, the mother is a respectable woman, unless she is a deployment slut
John: Hey, why are you so said, mate?
Roger: My wife is 8 months pregnant with twins, and we are still on tour for another seven months...
John: Well, now you can be the proud father of deployment babies.
Roger: If we make it out of here...
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- noun
1. person who enjoys chemical drugs (ie. cocaine, MDMA, vicodin, etc.) more than drugs formed by or that are existing nature (ie. marijuana, mushrooms, etc.).
Rich is a chemical baby but his girlfriend is a natural baby.
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