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When an absolute flog that never grows a beard regularly goes on a holiday and grows disgusting facial hair to let everyone know that they have been 'travelling'. He will then return to show it off for a few days/weeks before returning to regular work.
How about that flog I work with came back yesterday and wouldn't shut the fuck about his trip, he was even sporting a shocking travel beard to make matters worse.
When your facial hair is filled with the detritus of eating cheese and crackers and assorted snackables.
He clearly had overindulged on the appetizer tray. His Charcuterie Beard had enough Brie and cracker crumbs to feed a family of mice.
The lady with the beard from Spaceballs.
She's 7 feet tall and has an Adam's apple and a beard. That happens all the time where she's from. What are you one one of the freaks? Why are you asking about the bearded lady?
When a woman gives head to a man( a man with rather large amounts of public hair), as the man shaves the hair all over her face. The man then ejaculates on the woman’s chin, making the hair stick.
Man 1: Last night I gave my girl a bearded lady.
Man 2: Haha, how’d she react?
Man 1: We aren’t dating anymore.
This term is used for people who have more than 3 years and less than 8 years of experience to be known as a White Beard
"our Brown Beard is now a Grey Beard!"
A Ham Beard can be identified as a beard with an unacceptable amount of hair on it. So when eating, a piece of table food may fall into the beard without the person knowing it. Like a piece of holiday ham.
Dan has a disgusting Ham Beard
DaYuM, pubes are gettin' a little long. I think it's time to trim up the bang beard.