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An incredibly annoying show on cartoon network where the protagonist, 10 year old, Ben Tennison, finds an alien wristwatch that attaches itself to his wrist and uses it to battle alien tyranny with his Uncle Max and cousin, Gwen. This cartoon also features an extremely catchy theme song that most likely is used to hypnotize most people into watching the show. If you don't like this show and come across it while channel flipping or watching Cartoon Network you will most likely sing along with the themesong, stare blankly at the television during the entire episode, and then ask yourself: "Wait...Why the hell am I watching this?!?" during the either the credits or last bit of dialogue.
Bob: "Hey, did you see Ben 10 last night? Ben finally got a new alien hero!" :D
Fred: "I don't watch that shit!! But, yes, i did see it and the "alien hero" was dumb as hell."
Bob: :(
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When somebody attempts to be smart and come up with a logical explanation, but the "logic" is missing obvious facts and the explanation is flawed.
Ben: Invincible units in games take more memory than units that you can kill because the programers have to tell the game to not let them die.
Brent: No, an invincible unit would require less memory because the unit would be invincible due to not adding in information about the health status of the unit. It would be similar to a model such as a table or tree that is non-destructable, except that an invincible unit would be animated and be able to move around.
Ben: No because... (continues to try and explain why the idea would be true)
Brent:... meh, stupid ben logic.
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A huge troll that thinks he is a suave ladies man, but we hardly ever gather evidence of this being true. He spends his days tagging random shit in your photos, hanging out at scary alternative bars, and using bad pickup tactics. But we love him anyway :3
Random party-goer: "Did you just pick up a chick?"
Ben Turco: "Not sure if trolling...."
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A very edgy over sensitive cunt. That lets this bitch named madison baily control his every move. He's usually seen spanking his dick or playing tennis. He also makes some very shitty joke that madison gets offended by.
Ben Clelland is a cunt
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"Ben Eyes" has come into mainstream television recently on the popular week night comedy known as Eastenders.
Ben Mitchell is the weedy, four-eyed son of East End hard man Phil Mitchell.
When weedy little four-eyed twat is pissed off by something someone says he breaks eye contact by closing his eyes and moving his head to one side before opening his eyes again.
"Ben Eyes" can be used in any confrontational situation that you don't want to face up to.
"She was pissed off at me cos I proved to her with aid of an atlas that the West Indies was not in West India! She still didn't apologise even though I was right! Fuckin Bitch just gave me Ben Eyes!"
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Ben jus means a guy who is so awkward and goes on dates to discuss with girls as an objective
« Ben jus, how was the date ? »
« It was good, we discussed really well »
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Damn Masvidal got Ben Askren’ed last night. Usman was not joking!
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