similar to writers block... having a temporary inability to
think of a satisfactory post to put as a status update on the social networking site Facebook.
i would have posted a cool status update but suddenly i had status block and couldnt think of what to post so i decided to write the word shit 30 times to annoy people
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when a virtual cock-block (usually self inflicted) takes place
Ashley: so, did u finnaly bone ricky or what?
Beth: UGH NO! That dick was too busy playing Tekken 6
Ashley: ...what a fag, way to digi-block ureself.
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An applicable method of removing an asshole from ones life.
Girl, you need to install Ass Block and get him out of your life!
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When the Ps3 gives an Error code due to misconceptions of how leap year works, thus preventing you from playing your games.
"Dude, did you get to play Heavy Rain last night?" "No!, I got clock blocked by my PS3!"
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When you are having an awesome sex dream with the girl you always wanted to bang and your alarm goes off preventing you from cumming hard inside of her
"Aww dude I was having the best dream and I was just about to penetrate and then my alarm goes off and ruins my day before it began. Totally clock blocked man."
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A group than runs shit at your favorite local supermarket. Not be messed with...
d-block will start a war at any cost, so don't be hatin
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Preventing your friend from eating too much chocolate, which leads to break-outs, fat butts, and cottage cheese thighs.
Not to choc-block you, but do you really need that truffle?
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