It’s a place where people are involved and are happy. It’s also a place where your friends are extremely awkward. That simple
Captain Jackson is a great man and place
An adorable big black guy who once read the entire Urban dictionary in only 74 mins. so that he "could converse with the others uniformed officers" .
He's been the captain of Brooklyn 99 precint, a kind of Daddy figure for Jake Peralta and a loving husband to Kevin.
His worst enemy is Madeline Wuntch , for whom he has frequently travelled abroad "to look for new Wuntch insults" . She later demoted him from captain to cop, escalating season 7th in a crazy funny situation.
His robot personality has smoothed down more and more during the 8th seasons of the show and his straight alter-ego "Is a real dog!" (quote by Jake Peralta).
He's really loved by all the squad and makes a great character who loves to send criminals, alias. PUNKS, in prison.
Grandma: "Derek, did you steal 20 bucks from my wallet again?!"
Derek: "...nope"
Grandma: "I know you are lying, You, PUNK!"
Derek: "Gosh, you really sound like Captain Raymond Holt"
"There is nothing more intoxicating that the clear absence of a penis" - Captain Holt alter-ego.
The act of where you defecate on top of a girl's chest while she is sleeping or unaware and then punching the feces.
I Captain Punched my girlfriend after we had sex.
A half Russian tiger half Australian kangaroo great at kicking ass and being awesome
Captain Tigeroo stole my lucky charms
A derogatory term for a faggot who has taken on the persona of the infamous Captain Jack Sparrow from those gay pirate movies.
(Southerner) "Hey whats with the monkey Captain Jackswallows?"
(Typical Yankee) "Shut up prick she's my girlfriend....racist."
1. Taking a picture of your dick or asking someone else to. Often said or requested when someone is already taking a picture.
2. Snapping a dick pic
1. She's so thirsty , I'm gonna take one of the captain .
2. Boyfriend: hey, I'm gonna send you some selfies tonight.
Girlfriend: don't forget to take one of the Captain Too ;)
Boyfriend: Only if you send me some too
Girlfriend: Deal!
When a man consumes his own ejaculation.
When my wife and I have sex, I German Captain in my own mouth.