sneep cat

The notorious ripoff of snoop dog who does coke and sings about Apples.

Bruh 1: "Hey, do you listen to sneep cat?

Bruh 2: "idk what music you've been listening to man"

cat person

-cats eat better than they do -calls cats their children -refuses to move if a cat is sleeping even remotely close to them -lowkey despises dog people -feeds stray cats even though they know they shouldn't

dog person: cats are literally the spawn of satan what is wrong with you?
cat person: go away you cum guzzling twat.

Cancerous Cat

A cancerous cat is a cat who had sex with a human too many times that it got genital cancer.

My fucking cat is cancerous because it fucked my cousin 5 times. Damn I have a cancerous cat.

bait cat

A friendly feral cat used to lure other feral cats to a desired spot so that they may be trapped for sterilization, given medication, or made used to human touch or contact.

Mrs. Brown won't come to the food bowl until I leave. I better bring a bait cat over so I can try to pet her and give her her flea pill.

splicing the cat

term used for female masturbation

I was splicing the cat last night after watching 50 Shades of Grey

cat-bushed

When your cat ambushes you by spontaneously lying in front of where you want to walk, and you nearly trip on them.

I was walking and playing on my phone, when my cat cat-bushed me. It didn't end well.

Cat Speak

When you talk like a LOL cat.

Drew: I can haz cheezburger?

Dana: Only if you promise not to use Cat Speak around me ever again.