Spicy diarrhea; usually experienced after consuming spicy asian cuisines such as Thai , Hunan, or Szechuan.
Guy 1 “Why’s it call Chinese heartburn?”
Guy 2 “Because it burns when it comes out the other side of the world.”
Guy 1: omg the british secret service finally caught that family of chinese hackers
Guy 2: lm(f)(b)ao
After eating a girls pussy till they orgasm you come up from between their legs and wipe the juices off your face and then proceed to bitch slap them with your pussy juice covered hand
Yeah last night I was with Julie and I totally gave her a Chinese facelift..:
A Chinese-American is someone who was born in China or has Chinese ancestors, but resides in the US.
Person 1: Bro what is your nationality?
Person 2: I am Chinese-American.
Grabbing someone by the feet while on their back and ramming your foot into their crotch.
I grabbed him by the feet and rode him like a Chinese Surf Board!
Dry hacking cough from smoking weed. The worst dry ones!!!
Or
90 year old chinese guy cum
Dude, I just sucked on chinese dust!!! (Hack hack, cough cough) .
Sexual act involving one parter doing a backflip onto the other partners penis while reciting the points of Mao's five year plan.
Did you hear John broke his dick when Beth tried to Chinese Trapeze him? Also the NSA arrested them for treason.