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When you are fingering a Chinese girl and your finger gets stuck inside of her.
This bitch chinese finger trapped me when I was finger bangin’ her
Where two men insert the same rod into their respective penises. When the rod is fully inserted and the two men start docking, creating the Chinese Finger Trap.
"I did a Chinese Finger Trap last night."
"Sick, how was it?"
"Bloody!"
When a girl starts to give you head then you ram your foreskin over the girls lips. The harder she pulls away, the tighter your foreskin traps her lips
I gave jacks mum a Chinese finger trap last night
When two men touch the heads of there penis while a third man jerks them off simultaneously
Jim and john touched dick tips while bobs jerked them off while looking like a chinese finger trap
Censored endings of crime-related films and TV shows appearing in some Chinese VoD platforms, in which the protagonists are arrested and pleaded guilty, the law always win, everyone is happy.
Chinese ending for the film Fight Club:
"Through the clue provided by Tyler, the police rapidly figured out the whole plan and arrested all criminals, successfully preventing the bomb from exploding.
"After the trial, Tyler was sent to lunatic asylum receiving psychological treatment. He was discharged from the hospital in 2012."
Pop music in the chinese language
chinese pop Is good
On this day January 3 is now known as Chinese sissy day. A day where you must meet a sexy Chinese sissy and have intercourse.
Hey man its Chinese sissy day we gotta catch a plane go china