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A ugly/fat girl that gives you a blowjob during the day so that none of your real friends find out.
"That bitch ain't nothing but a day player"
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because love isn't quite complicated enough as it is.
used in an xkcd.com comic
Man, I don't know what to get my girlfriend for Valentine's Day. It's all just bullshit for the profit of card companies anyway.
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One of the awesomest emo bands ever. They rock my face off and they have really different lyrics!!!
Hey, bigpimpson and soydawg, you can both go ahead and shank me for liking this band!!! What kind of crap DO you listen to anyway??? 50 Cent? J-Lo? I'll bet!
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Luscious, fine, smooth pair of legs on a woman.
#legsfordays
Jordan-Bruh Fiona got legs for days!
Julio-You right on that
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ZERO DAY was the code-word that two students used to describe the assault they planned for over a year, and which they finally executed on May 1st, 2001.
On that warm and beautiful spring day, Andre Kriegman and Calvin Gabriel, two students of Iroquois High School, walked onto to their campus with three semiautomatic weapons, a shotgun, a revolver, at least twenty explosive devices and several knives.
ZERO DAY, the movie, brings us into the world of best friends Andre and Calvin.
Self-named the "Army of Two" they used video cameras to record everything relevant to their final "mission." Their video diaries provide a window into their chillingly ordinary lives, and as we get to know them we become seduced by their intelligence, their humor, their directness, the inward and outward expressions of their adolescence, and their terrible single-mindedness.
Andre: Zero Day movie bro.. youtube.com/watch?v=pgRDWjafLm4
Calvin: O_O wow, we're brutal.
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A Pointless and worthless day invented by Hersheys Confectionary Co and Joining forces with Teleflora Florists and Corbans Wine Makers just so they can profit out of Wine, Cholocates and Flowers, while single people suffer at the clutches of the hands of this evil and corrupt capitalist-orientated day that is not even a fucking holiday period.
Valentines Day should be banned and all those celebrating it shot.
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An intended derivative and omission of “nice” from the far more colloquial “have a nice day”. Said as a bare minimum “polite” response when one is aggravated or feels sleighted.
It’s polite in the sense that it intuitively sounds like have a nice day and basically implies that the speaker cares enough about the recipient that they hope the recipient doesn’t die...at least for today.
However it’s also borderline rude, and could be perceived as a way of indirectly telling someone to fuck off, depending on the context. It intentionally omits “nice,” implying that the speaker is either in a general not-nice mood, or does not care about the recipient enough to wish them a nice day per se. Still more graceful than telling someone to piss off, as you can always feign ignorance to any malicious intent.
*supervisor catches you on a bad day and says some unnecessary shit*:
“Have a day.”
Le sarcastic douche: “Good job!”
Le moi: “Have a day.”
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