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Ding dong kung-fu

A form of martial arts only seen in the shady parts of Beijing or in triad controlled China town. It is also used as a sport for betting and such like.

Where 2 or more men use their erect penises as weapons in a duel but also doing those crazy kung-fu flips. Women can participate with strap-ons but this provides a distinct advantage due to their artificial nature.

Joe: 'Chris are you ok?'

Chris: 'No mate, absolutely exhausted. My penis is black and blue from all that Ding dong kung-fu!'

by Two Spoon Destroyer December 23, 2020


Plop my dong

Playing dance dance revolution too much.

I plopped my dong, now im tired.

by Sir Jesus Christ March 23, 2005


dong yi

Known as the most perfect human on earth and has the most perfect body.

“Wow! Dong Yi is the most perfect beautiful human on earth!”

by Winnie the boo boo November 24, 2021


Dong Yi

Principled, efficacious person who keeps his hair short to one side with high standards of ethics. He strives to put his best in whatever he does and loves using his ipad to study. He wears socks and shorts of different colours to express his male dominance. He gets girls everywhere he goes. A man of high standards and treats his multiple women with high regard.

Mary: Goddang Dong Yi you’re one sexy beast… wish I could have you by my side!

by cheebaikia November 22, 2021


Shlong-Ding-Dong

Slang for penis and a racial slur or Asian people.

Chong Wu: Dooood I totally just saw Hong's Shlong-Ding-Dong hanging out!

Ling-Ling: Dooood no freaken' way!

by VirtualLegendz October 10, 2015


Ding dong wing wong 9000

Rays large giant 10 inch large penetrator

Woah look at that guys bulge he must have a Ding dong wing wong 9000“

Yeah man

by Babispxt August 9, 2022


Dong Rule

If you lose to a donkey kong when you are donky kong in Smash, you can never use donkey kong again.

The dong rule is the dong rule, I will never use donkey kong again.

by Wonzly January 15, 2022