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A form of martial arts only seen in the shady parts of Beijing or in triad controlled China town. It is also used as a sport for betting and such like.
Where 2 or more men use their erect penises as weapons in a duel but also doing those crazy kung-fu flips. Women can participate with strap-ons but this provides a distinct advantage due to their artificial nature.
Joe: 'Chris are you ok?'
Chris: 'No mate, absolutely exhausted. My penis is black and blue from all that Ding dong kung-fu!'
If you lose to a donkey kong when you are donky kong in Smash, you can never use donkey kong again.
The dong rule is the dong rule, I will never use donkey kong again.
The leftover stain on ur dong from bloody anal
When I pulled out of her anus I had a rusty dong
The act of being a douche and a dong at the same time.
Clayton was being a douche dong at the dance.
The act of being a douche and a dong at the same time.
Clayton was being a douche dong at the dance.
the cutest and sweetest boy in the world, if you ever meet him he will always be on ur mind.
i’m glad i met Dong Yang to trek at Keppel Bay this time last year, we ended up playing super smash bros whoo!
A male usually with a height of around 5"3 - 5"5. They typically have large thighs which are very often touched by others though the Alvin usually doesn't like it. Friends with Ayman Saleh, Mo Amkieh, Sam Mattinson, Jake Beament, Johannes Hansen and Luke Burns. Alvin's are into very strange things like hentai such as "Overflow" and "Boku no Pico". He also loves proning. (Mods ik u see this plz let me post this it'll be funny with my friends <3)
Alvin Dong exclaimed "I'm being raped!!!"