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A type of boat invented by the Japanese in the 1800's, now a days people use dragon boats for racing and raising money for a cause or just for simply fun. The most notable Dragon Boater Is Orgo Curry.
The Dragon Boat Was Very Big
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When the man cums in the girl's ear and the cum stays there for weeks becoming one with her ears and fertilising with the pinna and becoming a solid block, preventing the ear drums to vibrate.
"She asked me to cum in her ears and now she's a deaf dragon, never again."
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A person, typically female, who possesses the unique and inherent prowess of make a man and his shlong fall helplessly and hopelessly victim. To *tame* the beast.
It’s said the legendary ancient dragon tamers could domesticate a wang with a single look.
“Yo niqqa don’t let that bitch go. She’s a real dragon tamer!”
“Word? Shit. Brb gonna buss’ a nut.”
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What your few friends killed without you.
"We killed the ender dragon without you."
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An act of oral sex where the giver puts a 9 volt battery to the receivers wet genitals while their eyes are closed.
Friend: what's that beeping noise?
guy: it's my smoke detector
Friend: you should replace the battery, what if there's a fire.
guy: My girlfriend gave me a "dragon in the bush", and now my penis hurts when I see a 9volt battery.
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This is when you are receiving Oral Sex and right after you cum in her mouth before she swallows it you grab her throat causing her to choke, caugh and spit it up shooting it out of her mouth. Her making all the drowning noises makes it even better.
How come the Drowning Dragon never made an appearance in the movie Dragon Heart. I guess they should make a X rated version so I can see a chick choke on the mans happy ending.
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When you have smoke still coming out of your mouth and you try to talk after hitting a huge blunt.
Shit, that blunt gave me dragon’s breath.
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