When you give birth but the water never breaks
I got all these carpet burns because I was a dry birth baby
When your teacher gives no feedback on your work and just gives you a grade, that's called dry grading.
A: Omg, I really want to be in Professor Hottie's class this semester.
B: He's actually not that good of a professor. I had him last year, and he wouldn't explain why he gave me B's for assignments that I know I deserved an A on.
A: Oh, he's a dry grader?
Dry grading.
Inserting your penis into the vagina or anal cavity roughly, without lube.
My girlfriend kept tickling me, so I gave her a dry submarine when we went to bed, in revenge.
Doing Oral Anal on a girls asshole that's crusty and dirty and filthy
Bill ate my dry donut last week and he broke up with me because of it
A term that defines a new invention for marijuana smoking pipe. Marijuana bongs have been around a long time, at least 50 years. The bong is a long cylinder that holds water at the bottom. Everyone loves their bong until they spill the water. Nothing and I mean nothing gets rid of that smell when you spill the bong water. Two of my cars growing up I had trouble selling because of spilled bong water. Not only is the bong water a real pain in the ass, the bong is a bigger pain in your throat and lungs. Water bongs do not cool the smoke even with ice cubes in it! The problem is the glass. Glass insulates the heat inside the pipe.
If you long your bong but hate the heat and the water... Try The Dry. Using a new invention called the Dry Bong solves both of these issues and no more drug sniffing police dogs chasing your car down the street. The Dry Bong cools hot smoke using no water. So when a friend complains about that shitty bong water and their burned throat? Tell them to Try The Dry.
I jumped into the back seat of Mary's car and couldn't believe the stink back there! "Mary, what the hell is this smell?" She told me she spilled her bong water in her back seat. I said to Mary, "It's time to Try The Dry!"
A euphemism for marijuana, especially when used by workers or owners of head shops and other retailers where smoking accessories and paraphernalia are sold, but where it remains illegal and/or unprofitable to endorse the idea that the items they sell are to be used for injesting weed.
Head shop worker: "The vaporizers on this shelf are for dry product, and the ones to the left are for wet product."
Customer: "Man, I wish you could just say it."