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The egg that went viral and beat Kylie Jenner for most liked Instagram post which was 18 million likes in mid-January 2019.
Person 1: Have you seen the world record egg post?
Person 2: Of course! Who hasn't?!
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A hot fart exuded after one has digested eggs. Hot egg farts also smell like eggs.
I want some hot egg fart.
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suck a flying egg to nicely tell someone to fuck off or get lost
my teacher accused me of slacking off and not doing my homework i told him to suck a flying egg
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A fart so putrid and smelly that it resembles the smell of a boiled egg when it is cut open. This type of fart lingers and is usually a hot type of fart that smells like a platter of deviled eggs at a picnic.
mike: "uuuunnhhhh( groans as he is farting on the toilet) ewwww man...that smells like a boiled egg fart"!
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Phrase finder suggests that the saying originates from the dictionary definition of the term "suck-egg" which refers to:
- An animal that is reputed to suck eggs, e.g. a weasel; figuratively. an avaricious person.
It is also considered to be a dismissive insult similar to the term fuck off but is less abrasive.
TL;DR
It's a less-abrasive dismissive insult intended to be directed at someone who is being greedy.
Carl:(eating a tub of pudding)
Jane:...(saving two snack packs of pudding)
Carl: "Can I have some of your pudding?"(still eating his pudding)
Jane: "Go suck an egg."
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When you can see the whites of an eye underneath the pupil and above the eyelid. The persons eye looks like an egg being cooked sunny side up.
"Number 10 on that team looks like a slow learner because of the egg whites in his eyes."
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When a person with a penis has vigorous sex with a person with a vagina.
She’s so hot and we’ve been flirting for weeks. I know she just started working here and I’m her superior but I really want to give it to her good and scramble her eggs!