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1.The creepiest way to talk to someone on facebook.
2.If you are desperate to talk to someone you use this to talk to them
3.When you don't have the person's phone number or screen name. you use this because he/she clearly does not feel comfortable giving you their personal information
"I just facebook imed this really hot girl today"
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A guy on facebook who comments on any girl's photo and claims to be a flirt but in real life has few to no friends and get any ass.
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(n) the time two people spend conversing on facebook, i.e. writing on each other's walls or using the chat application.
form of face time.
"dude, i got some serious facebook time with insert name here last night. it was awesome."
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Adjective for People who Intertwine and wrap their lives around the phenomena called Facebook. Typically these people engage in political rants, post pictures of themselves as if they were fashion models or icons. They also suffer from certain delusions that they are really affecting the world through their posts on Facebook. They can be categorized as narcissistic, egomaniacal, and believing that ALL of their socialization on Facebook is completely healthy. Usually they check in 10 -12 Hours a day but it can be less. However the situation, these individual believe its healthy to socialize through a computer ALL day, instead of having a life away from Facebook.
That girl spent 14 hours on Facebook without washing her azz , that is unhealthy, She gotta be FACEBOOK FABULOUS
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Someone who deliberately goes onto one of their friends, list of friends, and befriends all of the ones whom which they have no acquaintance.
Fb User 1: "Dude, stop Facebook mooching all my friends."
Fb User 2: "I don't know what your talking about..."
Fb User 1: "You added my uncle?"
Fb User 2: "uhh..I met him at camp."
Fb User 1: "He's 43 you Facebook Moocher!"
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facebook duet is when two or more friends on facebook take turns writing verses/lyrics to a song on someone's wall.
It can be started by one person on their own wall or facebook status and can be joined by anyone who can accurately site the lyrics continuing the song along.
When someone messes it up, it is clear that person should be removed from your friend list because they don't get the game nor do they have any sense to keep their mouth shut if they don't know the lyrics properly. This could possibly fit into the category of 'Facebook Douche".
Correctly Done Example -
Jane Doe: We're leaving together, but still it's farewell. And maybe we'll come back to Earth, who can tell?
John Doe: I guess there is no one to blame. We're leaving ground. Will things ever be the same again?
Jane Doe: It's the final countdown!
John Doe: Nice facebook duet, my friend.
Jane Doe: Let's make love.
John Doe: Whoo hoo!
Incorrectly Done Example:
Jane Doe: If I leave here tomorrow, Would you still remember me?
John Doe: For I must be travelling on, now, 'cause there's too many places Ive got to see.
Jane Doe: But if I stayed here with you girl, things just couldn't be the same.
Jack Ass: And a free bird you can't chaaaaaaangee! WHOOOOHHH YEAH!
Jane Doe: I hate you so much.
John Doe: Way to cockblock me, asshole.
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A male or female who after reading the definition of a 'facebook whore' and realising it actually applies to them, then decide, through sheer embarrassment to cull (reduce) the number of friends that they have accrued to a more realistic amount.
facebook culler facebook whore
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