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Unusual, and often unpractical road suggested by Google maps that's supposed to slighly shorten your itinerary but you regret taking
Sorry, I got stuck on a Google road again
A phrase used to describe the action of using a mechanical keyboard as a dildo. Often used by elderly men with back problems.
Charles: "Hey Eugene, wanna hop on google docs later?"
Eugene: "Sure thing 'Dumptruck' Charles!"
To write a gigantic fanfic that is over 5 pages long. The phrase is commonly used by those familiar with fanfiction sites, such as Archive of Our Own (AO3). The person can deny it if they do not hold the creative prowess needed to write fanfiction.
"Yo bro, hop on Google Docs, we have to write about that excellent idea you had last night. I heard you made an artwork of it as well, let's write about it since you're so invested in it.
"Sure, I'll hop on, just wait until my computer turns on."
When you use google to diagnose yourself because you just don’t know what you’re suffering from and you’re afraid your doctor will brush it off like it’s nothing. Obviously not a good idea because you’ll get diagnosed with Cancer, Tumours, Multiple Sclerosis, and CTE (The very thing that Chris Benoit had).
Person: Dude, I searched up my symptoms and google told me I have CTE!!!
Other person: Ah, I see you visited Dr Google. And no, you dont have CTE.
short answer: rule34.xxx
long answer: rule34.xxx
X: I found the source of that image on Green Google
Y: oh god no...
When something is so absurd you just have to look it up for yourself.
Did you hear about the COVID strikes? That *ish had me googling stuff.
A person who invests a lot of money in Google products and services (no matter if they are good or bad, compared to other ecosystems) just because they are Made by Google.
- Andy bought the new Google Pixel, a Google Nest Hub and 3 Google Nest Audio for his home
- Yeah, he's such a Google slut