get naked

The process by which an athlete (usually football) embarasses a defending player through a play of exceptional athletic ability. Thereby making the opossing player look like a bitch.

Get Naked:

Pete: Did you see Tyrone Prothro's catch?
Erik: Yeah, he just fucking got naked!

(In reference to the 2005 Alabama Southern Miss game)

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get bent

A put down in the vein of Fuck You and Piss Off only less offensive

"Choose a lane you lousy woman driver"
"get Bent"

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Get Western

A phrase heard during arguments and fights on industrial construction sites and in the oil & gas fields of Texas and New Mexico meaning that the individual is willing to escalate the fight to the point a gun is involved

"You keep runnin' your mouth like that and I'm liable to get western with you."

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Get Taxed

1) To express to someone they need to get taxed.

2) A variable word that can be used in many situations.

3) Similar to telling someone to: Get Fucked, Get Screwed, Get Burnt, or Get Lost. (Go get taxed!)

4) Taxing can also mean to get robbed, in the sense that someone Taxes you, takes everything you own. (Taxed)

5) To harm something. (Taxation)

The Sheriff of Nottingham Taxed the hell out of villagers.

The tsunami taxed Japan critically.

After headbutting your enemy to the brink of death, you whisper in his ear "Get taxed" instantly causing a KO. You then rob him of his assets, and leave him a note stating "should of paid your taxes."

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Getting keyed

Getting hella baked or getting hella fucking drunk

if ur budy says im getting keyed it means Smoking alott of weed or drinking a shit lode of beer and vodak

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get off it

1. A command used when an uncomfortable subject comes up and one is unwilling to talk about it.

2. A command used when someone receives bodily contact that is unwanted.

3. A command used when someone means business.

1. "Just get off it man."

2. "C'mon! Get off it!"

3. "Seriously man, get off it."

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get the net

the equivalent of saying "catch up" or "acquaint yourself". taken from Wayne's World, when Wayne tells his delusional ex girlfriend to "get the net"

"Wayne I love you"
"We broke up already, get the net"

"Hey wanna come to a party?"
"I don't like you or any of your friends, get the net.

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