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Term for when a man is receiving oral sex from a significant other and does not give warning of their impending climax. While he/she is startled at the sudden ejaculation in their mouth, the recipient of the blow job quickly hands a small toy to their partner. Preferably one usually found in a "Happy Meal" or 99 cent store. May also be referred to as a "Kid's Meal" if they are in the 18-21 age group.
To dumb it down a little...
When you getting a bow job, and you shoot your load with out giving them a heads up. When they get all pissed and shit, you give them a bullshit toy to piss them off even worse. Hence a Happy Meal, they ate and got a toy out of it.
"This chick was giving "bad" head, so I pissed her off with a Happy Meal instead."
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Happy Barber is a term used to describe oral sex from a female given to her partner, while he is shaving. The shaving could be of beard, mustache, or a general trim of facial hair. Either razor or an electric appliance could be used. Female must be on knees in bathroom for term to be accurately used.
Matthew started his day off right with a cup of coffee and a happy barber.
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A blowjob.
Jack scored with Emma, she gave him a Happy Lenin!
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Everyone's favorite psycho! He shoots blue rockets and colored bricks, and he goes "happy" when he kills somebody, and he goes "oo" when he gets hurt!
Mr. Happy has got to be one happy man!
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The act of defecating ejaculation out of a rectum.
Happy Chowder is provided when Sandy shits Johnny's ejaculation out of her ass.
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Every mans pride & joy, well unless its really small & smells a bit. His meat and two veg, spam javelin or man meat.
(With reference to a true swamp donkey) "You wouldn't get my Happy Tackle anywhere near that. Not even if you paid me!"
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Similar to the "dirty sanchez" but you give them a smily face instead
After i took a dump on her face, she looked sad so I gave her a "Happy Gordan".
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