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The act of a homosexual defecating in a womans vagina so he can pretend shes a man
Seen a priest perform a SAM HARRIS on a young Nun last night and all the boys had gone home
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Also known as the boy who lived. He was born in Godrick's Hollow, England. When he was a baby, his parents where killed by the dark lord, Voldemort. He was sent to live with his aunt and uncle, muggles to the extreme. At 11, he got acccepted to Hogwarts, School for Witches and Wizards, where he attened school for 6 years. At year 7, he left school to search for the horcruxes that belong to Lord Voldemort. At the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry Potter defeated the dark lord. He is currently married to Ginverva Weasley, younger sister to his best friend, Ron Weasley.
Ginny: "OMG! You're Harry Potter, you're the boy who lived!"
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harry potter is the most retarded book series. it is pretty much lord of the rings without the group of people and just one nerd who does magic and goes on "adventures". he is just trying to get laid
when nazis burn books its bad, when harry potter does it its family fun!
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A semi-entertaining though higly unoriginal book series about some kid with issues facing off dry and predictable villains. It's fun to look up the names of the characters, though. Harry Potter is a fair introduction to fantasy novels, though. Later, you can climb up to Lord of the Rings, Discworld, or Cthulhu Mythos. Especially Discworld. Phrases like "Harry Potter is teh gehy" and "HARRY POTTER IS THE BESTEST THING EVAR!!!!!" are both nonsensical.
Harry Potter isn't completely horrible. It just has crappy characters and plots. And it's unoriginal. Yeah.
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When you have sex with a women and as youre about to jizz scream as loud as possible "expelliarmus" and drown her vagina with your magic juice. If the women is pleased with your performance then you will recieve ten points for griffin dor
Harry potter is awesome in so many ways, he defeats voldemort and my girlfriends pussy
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Woman with a furry muff that's beginning her period.
Hey I think I should shave my muff. I think my period started. I don't want to be a Harry Spotter.......
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Harry Curtis is a fat fucking nonce
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