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A high school filled with hicks, wanna-be gangsters, creeps, and children who's parents are closely related. There are about 50 or so "normal people" in this high school, the rest are just plain weird. Sports just aren't Greenville High School's thing, but they excel at FFA and choir. The majority of the teachers don't really teach anything and you really have to try pretty hard to not pass the classes. Earning a high school diploma from Greenville High School is comparable to "graduating" from middle school. Only about 25% of students from Greenville High school go on to college and only about 10% actually graduate from college. Most of the employees of fast food restaurants in the state of Ohio went to Greenville High School.
Person 1: "Welcome to Burger King, may I take your order please?"
Person 2: "Yeah, um, did you go to Greenville High School?"
Person 1: "Yes I did, that's why I'm still working at Burger King at age 37."
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The best high school in Boise, ID. Known for their "work hard, play hard" mentality.
I go to Boise High School... I'm acing my four AP classes yet I'm high the whole time.
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Wellington High School were 95.3% of the white kids pretend to be black. Were 75% of the kids start fights on facebook but they never go anywhere. Where kids smoke weed on the weekends beacuse they think there cool catz. Were Pretending ur from West Palm Beach and your a hard core thug is cool. When in reality its not. Were people talk shit behind your back. Even your friends.
Wellington High School
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One of the shittiest schools in Pennsylvania. The STD infested halls are filled with druggies and douchebags. There's vaping in the bathroom, along with boys getting their dicks sucked by the sluts. Very few are able to handle the absolutely terrible curriculum. No one would be surprised if someone tried to shoot up the school.
Guy: Damn, did you hear about the kid threatening to shoot up Susquehannock High School?
Girl: I'm not surprised.
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A school were everyone is Italian and knows each other the HIGH in high school discribes the school and everyone thinks their a gangster. It's a crappy school were the ceiling tiles fall and almost hit students but they put a lot of money into fixing the school and spent it all on landscaping. At least it looks good on the outside!
Friend 1: "are you going to westerly high school?"
Friend 2: " no, I kinda want to go to college"
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A pathetic school located in garfield nj where all there is, is a bunch on polacks, ghetto kids (or they think there ghetto, cause garfield isnt) and a small amount of skaters and scenes. The building is spit between a normal side, a shitty side, and gyms. on the shitty side there is not ceiling. its brown foam... The garfield Jocks cannot play football and they think they can. They lose 90% of the time. oh did i mention the principal's gay? Enough said
1. Hey do you want to go to the Garfield High School Football game?, "why bother, there just gonna lose."
2.Yo niggah lets beat up some GHS kids. "why bro?" Cause they think their us!" "Iight word"
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The most miserable school in California, possibly the entire country, or heck, maybe the entire WORLD. If you consider yourself a nice, decent person with good morals, please do yourself a favor and DO NOT set foot on the campus of this horrible institution.
The girls? More like, evil demon monster creatures. Oftentimes, their undergarments are more visible than their intelligence. And if the topic of discussion does not involve True Religion jeans, Malibu rum, or which boy has the largest schlong out of the 10 you hooked up with the other night, then it's not important.
The boys? Absolutely despicable in every sense of the word. They have no idea how to treat girls right; their hormones are raging and hence they feel the necessity to hurt as many girls as possible emotionally. I guess you can say many of the slutty Calabasas chicks bring it on themselves, but really, that's not much of an excuse. If you want to spend your days surrounded by boys who spend more time on their appearance than the girls do, then this is the perfect school for you! Some of the guys (and girls, too) at this school may be good looking, but really, since when do good looks compensate for superficiality, shallowness, and bitchiness?
The teachers? HAHA! What teachers? Some of the rudest and most inconsiderate people I have ever met in my life. They always put themselves before their students and enjoy watching the pain and agony their students must endure on a daily basis. Not to mention, I simply cannot fathom WHY half of them are making a living off of being absolutely horrible at what they do- teaching.
The sports? Double HAHA! Thanks to the excessive amounts of alcohol and marijuana and God knows what else residing in the bodies of these student "athletes", we might as well just forgo athletics altogether. Our football team wins 1 game each season (and that's just recently after a 4 season drought), our volleyball team is a pathetic joke, our soccer team should really learn how to kick a ball (FUNDAMENTALS!), and our wrestling team is too horny to focus on wrestling other men.
Many people say that the white-and-grey brick buildings of CHS resemble a prison or insane asylum, and this analogy couldn't be anymore accurate. Because that's exactly what Calabasas High School is... Prison, but with crazy people, too.
I've got my suicide all planned out. I'm enrolling at Calabasas High School.
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