beat the dead horse

An instance in which the "beater" of the horse will continue to try and make amusing comments until either
A.) Somebody makes a "pity laugh" (this is usually the person who originally told the joke) or:
B.) Everyone leaves.

This is a common occurrence when a moderately funny person loses their game, and is convinced that they are not off of their game.

The perfect example of beat the dead horse.

MD: "Yo wassup homeslice! I was just chillin like a felon up in hurr."
OM: "Oh, awesome."
MD: "Word it was so tite and of the hizzle son! Shit!"
AS: "umm cool"
MD: "Damn staraight Gangsta. I'z with all ma peeps."
JK: "thats great..."
MD: "You know what else is great? My dick!" (MD laughs at his own joke, hoping others will too.)
WH: "shut the hell up mark youre not funny"
JB: "Whack! Whack! Whack! Neeeiiigh!!"
MD: "Peace out haters"

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Ride the White Horse

Korean slang meaning to Fuck a white woman

Clayton 'What did you do last night Jeffery?"

Jeffery "I Ride the White Horse"

Clayton "Fo Sho"

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flog a dead horse

UK usage

1) To try to carry on when there really is no hope of continuation. To not know when to give up.

2) A unique sexual practise that combines Necrophillia, beastiality and sadomasacism into one fun activity.

Leeds struggled to avoid relegation but they were flogging a dead horse.

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white horse pancake

when a large white male has sex with a fat girl and busts all over her vagina, but not inside then screams, "i just buttered your pancakes!"

Dude, i just white horse pancaked that girl

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The horse cow game

a game played while driving that sets the driver and passenger sides of the car against each other. Tallying points for wildlife on each side of the road. Cows=1pt each Horses, Deer=5pts each. Lambs,pigs,turkeys, sheep=10pts each. Mini horses, llamas, buffalo, donkeys and anything else strange= 20 pts each. If a player passes a graveyard on their side the points go back to zero. Game is played till and of the roadtrip

I played the horse cow game against my girlfriend from Madison to Chicago.

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Beer for my horses

1) A song by Toby Keith and Willie Nelson

2) A movie about vigilante justice

Beer for my horses is an awesome song and the movie is hilarious.

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old fire horse

A person who sticks to a habit or routine.

Even though he retired a year ago, Kyle is such an old fire horse that he still gets up early every morning..