Ice lodge

Man with a small penis who gives himself a silly nickname to cover up any evidence of undersized genitals.

Ronald-"Hey Pat, are you still planning on having that penis enlargement?"
Pat-"Why yes I am, but please refer to me as Ice Lodge..."

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Ice tongue

The effect from chewing on mint gum, then drinking any fluid, which will feel so cold, it feels like you're drinking liquid nitrogen.

Ice tongue

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Ice Man

- Is a member on Acmlm's
- Has an own board called Ice Board
- Can't die
- Is the best

Look at him, a friend of mine:Chris

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ice hockey

The sporting equivalent of hungry hungry hippos. Repetitive, random, boring and involves about 3 different types of goals. What other sports are so crap you have allow fighting to add entertainment? No game matters one bit because there are like 80 in a season. At least half the goals you will not see go in because they are basically random goal mouth scrambles. Most of the rest happen on powerplays that are given out for nothing to generate more false excitement. Ice hockey is known to be rigged for closeness by the refs who give out 'make up calls' to keep the game entertaining (a bit like WWF). Its really great to play but its pointless to watch. If you do watch it and enjoy it you are either drunk or bored or both. Avoid.

What is the most repetitive, scruffy sport that needs the most contrivances to form an entertaining spectacle? Ice hockey. Its just plain poor.

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water ice

1. Redundant way of saying "ice."
2. Retarded way of saying "Italian ice."

1. When cooled to a temperature of 273 Kelvins, water will freeze into its solid state, known as water ice - as opposed to water water and water vapor.

2. "What does the 'Italian' mean in 'Italian ice?'"

"Oh, that just means that it is flavored, as per an Italian style of ice-like dessert."

-OR-

"What does the 'water' mean in 'water ice?'"

"Oh, that just means that it is...flavored. Just because."

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Ice Cream

To lick someone on every single inch of there body

Yo I icecreamed that chick!

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ice mike

(noun)Someone who uses frozen human feces, especially their own, for masturbation (female) or sodomy (male or female.)

That chick is a definite ice mike.

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