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a person that gets no head, no girls, and no wins
cool rangers fan: haha we swept the islanders again!
dude 8: cool bro!
new york islander fan: my wife hasn’t touched me since 1972
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An island equidistant between Christmas Island and Easter Island, 123.0W 12.5S.
It was discovered by the Monty Python team.
Coconut Airways run flights from London Hetahrow to August Bank Holiday Island.
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THE SMP OF pUssy pENis ISLanD
uHhh idfk Lfmao "the original pussy penis island "
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When your bartender soaks up all the shit on the bar and rings it out in your glass.
I was offered a staten island ice tea after I insulted the bartender.
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the best recipe ever....
2 shots each clear tequila, clear rum, gin, and vodka. Mixed with 1 shot of CocaCola and 1 shot of orange juice
Did you club her on teh back of the head or something???
No i just gave her a couple Long Island Iced Teas
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When you're convienently in Rhode Island eating a hot dog, and someone with blue pants comes and smacks you in the face.
damn, look at that poor faggot gettin the rhode island smack down
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Tied for worst season of the tv show Total Drama. Total Drama Pahkitew Island randomly put in a whole new cast of character where only 2 of them were decent characters (Ella and Jasmine),while the other characters were dogshit. The season completely derailed our lord and saviour Chris Mclean into a psychopath like the rest of the cast.
Man if Total Drama Pahkitew Island was good we would finally have world peace.
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