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Jacob

A legendary gamer. He likes dogs, video games, and has a big comedic personality. He is a fucking badass legend

Girl 1: Oh, have you seen Jacobs brand new outfit
Girl 2: oh, mmm I just want to give him the biggest blow

by a boy from the future December 27, 2019


Jacob

Plays Overwatch 2 all day while stuffing Chicken down his throat. Sometimes gets a little too horny around men... am I safe? oh fuck

The mother fuckers a Jacob ( lazy as fuck )

by AssSmacker69 February 4, 2024


Jacob

(noun) A demon-soul filled spawn of Satan who sprouts wings to fly and crawls up walls like a spider. He appears to have the body of a skeleton and can swallow kids whole. He eats a bowl of freshly ground kittens each morning for breakfast. When he gets home, he lights fires in his anal cavity, then burns his crotch and prays to his father, the Dark Lord. He then goes and drinks the blood of his parents whom are chained up in his closet. Jacob rips off the flesh on his back so his bat-like wings can extend before he pulls off the rest of his flesh to reveal a hairy demonic figure. He then flies around town snatching the souls of children and torturing people in his cellar to make sure their soul is good enough to eat.

Damn call a priest that guys a total Jacob

by StickySuede September 18, 2018


Jacob

A big pimp of pimps, or daddy pimp, often seen wacking a chase with his pimp cane.

Bro chase watch out for that Jacob, he has a lot more bitches then you.

by Croyboi May 8, 2020


Jacob

A really feminine boy who girls obsess over.

Is that guy gay? No he is jacob.

by Sloppy Paco August 5, 2019


Jacobs

Big massive tits.

-Hey, babe! Show me your jacobs!

by Heather Jaru. May 30, 2022


Jacob S

King. Always the best. Very good looking. Better than everyone called Ed.

Hail Jacob S.

by Ollie James March 30, 2021