knob job

A total pain in the ass. One whose attitudes and behaviors are negatively affecting a situation.

I can't stand hanging out with Peter today. That guy is being a real knob job.

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Dan Job

Performing sexual acts whilst discussing politics and the crisis of today's world.

Daniel gave me a dan job whilst we were in a heated debate about the current economic crisis.

daniel sex politics crisis job

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job creation

The act of unzipping one's trousers or slacks.

Even in a slow economy, Clinton was willing to demonstrate his acumen at job creation, even for the unpaid position of White House Intern. His "tally" is surely more than the geckoesque sum total of Mitt Romney's employment strategies.

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Job Suckurity

Continued employment assured by the natural expression of incompetence and stupidity of your co-workers.

Since I'm the only one who can get anything done around here, I have plenty of job suckurity.

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shake job

A style of hand job, not to be confused with a sand job. It takes place when the penis is grabbed and thrown about in a very random matter (shaken).

If girls want to perform this sexual act:

-grab shaft of penis extremely loose like.
-shake in a random semi violent manner.
-do not stir

I totally thought I was gonna jizz everywhere last night until this girl came back to my room and gave me the shake job to never forget #brutal. I would rather of gotten a sand job.

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Puppy Job

Licking a face after eating ass and performing oral on a dude.

Hey dude your girls just gave you a puppy job

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M job

When a female gives a male an Indian Rug Burn on his penis.

"Dude! Megan was giving me a hand job, and all of the sudden she slipped a quick M job on me. It has been burning for days!"

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