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When you bend a girl over and hit it from the back while pulling hard on her ponytail thus giving her the ride of a lifetime
I gave my wife the scrappy johnson the other day and she couldnt walk straight for two days
A background character. The type of person who you don't seem to pay attention to and only has one purpose of existing and nothing else.
Kev: "Oh who's that walking around over there?"
Sandra: "Must just be one of the background characters"
Sandra: "Why are there so many background characters?"
Kev: "I'm not sure - must be a Thomas Johnson"
To become too high to function at a normal rate from smoking marijuana.
After she hit that bong she was Puff Johnson.
Good rizz, in second most rizz in his class Jollof warrior
Tahir Johnson is famous
In a bipartisan relationship, the act of enforcing a belief system between both individuals which seeks only to fit the needs of production, usually - to fill the needs of the controlling party's sexual desires (see fetishized capitalism, systematic sexual dysmorphia)
The whole time, I was unaware that his desire to Patrick Johnson me, far outweighed the needs of mine.
When a girl lays on the ground with her legs spread and the guy stands a good distance away and he tries to shoot cum into her tang
Me and Alesha are gonna try the Texas spit can aka ye olde magic Johnson
Wow wow wow how to describe an Alyssa Noel Johnson....What. A. HOTTIE. A woman of impeccable taste whether it’s in hot cartoon tigers or real life men (hint Ross lynch hit her up babeyyy hint). Anyone knows that an Alyssa Noel Johnson will rock your world. She can do the WAP better than you but she doesn’t want to show you right now...or ever. Obsessed with Willy Wonka thirst traps and hates southerners. Stay in the south y’all, she doesn’t want you. Or your grit.
“Where’s my meaut?”
“Oh you mean Alyssa Noel Johnson!”