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Ireland Jones is one of the most beautiful, talented, kindest person you would ever meet. She is always down for a good time and when she is with her Pookie Sierra it is always a fun time and things get wild. Ireland usually thinks she is not good enough but little Does she know she is to good for anyone and is literally the definition of an amazing person. She is so gorgeous, she is as gorgeous as the sun rises and sunsets. But be careful don’t break her heart because she has a heartless best friend who is not afraid to break some fingers. When this girl loves, she loves hard. She is also very grumpy when waking up from a nap so never wake her up. Overall she is just the best person and the best best friend any girl could ask for. <3
Boy or girl 1- Hey did you see Ireland jones?
Boy or girl 2 - yes omg she is looking so beautiful today!
Boy or girl 3- did you also see her clothes? They are fire.
Boy 1 - don’t make the mistake of hurting her, I got my hand broken from her best friend Sierra.
When you tell your wife you’re going out for one drink and disappear until the next morning.
Yeah dude, pulled a jones last night. Told the wifey I’d be back after the game. Next thing you know, I’m answering her call the next morning asking why I’m not home.
me: dam you look like Cobey Jones
friend: im not that tall
Is being barred from a pub for slagging of a Landlord to the Landlords girl friend.
We can't go to the Egerton Drinkless Jones is barred.
Multiple use name for a male human who seems nice and normal, but is actually strange, has several identities and whos origin is unknowably deep and complex.
The Police officer said, "Gary Jones ovah here killed three people in his basement, neighbours said he seemed like just a normal Milkmun!"
A monkey that doesn't know how to play fifa 23 or just pass a ball he watches tiktok all day and he loves getting happy tapioca
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