The phrase you tell to a person when something about what they did or said tortured the very fiber of your being to such an extent that you felt like you just got cancer, but wanted to bring that fact to light in a chill, joking, almost passive-aggressive fashion.
Friend: I think I'm going to buy a scooter. I spend too much time walking and it would make me more productive.
Me: Cool bro, there's just one problem... You just gave me cancer.
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Something someone says when they're joking around with someone.
Dude calm down I'm just slappin your ballsack.
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An expression for someone who doesn't have high expectations or large goals in life.
Anthony: All I want out of life is an apartment and a puppy.
Alex: You're really shooting for the stars there huh?
Anthony: No, I just want to shit with the birds.
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the act of not give a f**k about anything, always trying to have a good time, going crazy with friends by any means necessary.
I'm just tryna have fun....
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An expression used to celebrate succeeding while either very high or faking it.
Refers to a line 3:07 into "Dock Ellis and the LSD No-No"--James Blagden's animation of Pirates pitcher Ellis's retelling of the no-hitter he pitched on acid--when Ellis recounts a play where he very gracefully covers first base.
Q: Dude, the client loved those concepts you did last night.
A: Cool, cuz I was high as fuck when I wrote em. Oooh I just made a touchdown!
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its slang for just kidding. it is also an insult to someone who is butch
Just joshin with ya julie
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Knee jerk reaction to the thirty second wait between setup and actual takeaway.
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