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1. A popular, second-rate American fast food restaraunt
2. A verb, commonly used in Babylon, NY that denotes an act of hardcore, often vicious sexual intercourse in which the receiving partner sustains grave wounds or is even killed.
1. "Bro I went to Burger King last night and I found cat shit in my nuggets"
2. "hey man I was Burger Kinging this bitch in my car and I had to take her to the emergency room afterwards"
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All mighty monarch of the Grace Street populace. Very little is known of this powerful and callous leader. It is said that his style is impetuous and his defense: impregnable. He is believed to reside in his personal wing of the imperial palace. This wing is known simply as the "Master's Chambers" or "Master's Quarters". Within this glorious bastion comes a not so glorious allegation. It is believed that one of his steadfast servants has been mandated to live in an area known solely as the "Dog Pound". This individual is forced to remain naked, dressed in nothing but a dog collar (and ass-less chaps on special occasions). Leaked photographs have recently revealed the truly horrific state of the “Dog Pound”. The walls are soiled with feces and other bodily excrement. Due to these leaked photographs, King Shazzle’s castle has enlisted two new security measures to ensure privacy and safety. These security measures include large guard dogs (known only because of the large “Beware of Dog” signs hanging from the immense outer walls of the fortress). The other security measure includes a personal bodyguard known to have training in Mixed Martial Arts and Boxing. This guard is known by no other alias than Ballard. He is noted as wearing a Ballardhawk, made famous by the late Billy Mays. Most of King Shazzle’s life is a shrouded in secrecy. However, it is widely known that he does enjoy Asian Cuisine from Pei Wei and he also has as a taste for women in their 30’s.
Servant 1: King Shazzle, can I assist you in any way?
King Shazzle: Yes, please insure that no one sleeps in my bed while I am off conquering new territories.
Guard Ballard to Servant 1: Did you get those blood stains out from when I deflowered my boyfriend in the Master's bed?
Servant 1: Yes, they are clean. He will have no idea.
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A homless person who spends a given amount of his time in his cardboad box, and collectiong more cardboard for furniture and further expansions on his house......may or may not have a suit of armor made eniterly of cardboard
Me and Matt were walking down the street today and we burned that cardboard king's house down.....dirty fucking homeless
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When buying the beverages for a party, this is the beer that you reserve for yourself, which is distinguished by being a mark above the rest. Can also be applied to the beer reserved for someone of importance (e.g. the individual supplying the money for the drinks or the person in whose honor your are celebrating) as a sort of gift.
Guy behind you in line: "Whoa...so much nati... this twelve pack of Becks seems a little out of place."
"Don't take that keystone, here, let me give you one of the king's beers."
"Hand's off, that's the king's beer."
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While having sex doggy style, the male sticks his thumb in the girls ass then turns her around and runs the shit across her forehead and says "Simba".
E-Sweezy: "It's like doggy style & anal but the lion king is better"
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a great god who is known by many people. he is feared by all and will never die.
Do you no the king of cats?
I heard the king of cats once killed a man with a meow.
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the best place to live ever, located on the north shore of long island, in Ny... has some of that classic small town charm and is clearly the best of the township of smithtown...
yo! wanna check out commack?
nah..its sucks..lets go to Kings Park instead!
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