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A highway pig that will not only rob you of your possessions, but your rights.
The land pirate hides to catch people speeding to generate state revenue.
When you fall off a building, naked, and you teabag someone when you hit the ground. It always results in two fatalities.
Ben Dupuis had a major "Crash Landing" on that bitch in downtown Toronto.
Guy 1: Hey dude where's your girl friend?
Guy 2: we broke up, I slept with another girl.
Guy 1: woah Your the fastest land animal
Accidentally stepping on a sleeping mime and dealing with the explosive verbal reactions before the mime realizes they need to start being silent again.
"I stepped on a Land Mime the other day and they yelled "What the Fuck???" then went silent and climbed out of an invisible window"
To have a means of coming down from intoxication that results in fewer adverse effects. A soft landing usually involves either having a reduced intake of the substance used or using an alternative to reduce the impact of coming down from that substance. In addiction this is hard to achieve.
John used a 6 pack of beer to have a soft landing after his heavy weekend of partying.