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When you go to stick it in your sisters ass and she says “STOP” that holes for dad!!!
I had to give my brother an Alabama red light last night!!!!
It means your basically f*cked. You can't do anything. Your stuck inside, like a vampire. Watching all your friends hang out in the sun where you can't. Your iching like hell and yeah you get the point.
Person 1: hey why can't that girl come outta her house. She's just there.
Person 2: oh yeah she has polymorphic light eruption. So basically she's a vampire.
(Of Massachusetts origin, reference to sunrising on the seashore over Marblehead, Mass)
Sudden realization of the obvious, the “Ah-ha!” moment. Sometimes with a smack on your forehead gesture for emphasis.
“Well D’uh! Then light dawns on Marblehead!”
When a swinger couple, or an otherwise cheating spouse puts out a subtle hint that their significant other isn't home and they are available to cheat.
Often used to let another cheating spouse know the coast is clear to sneak in a house and start bumping uglies for a quickie
Karen wanted to let Dan know she was ready for some dirty cheating sex so started leaving the porch light on when her husband was gone for work
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Foreplay which entails oral sex for the woman who does not reciprocate for the man. Initially leaving him with blue balls.
Wow dude I cant believe Betty gave you the Red Light Run!
A bud light cowboy is a person who thinks drinking beer and driving a truck makes them country. Typically lives in a a big house off daddy's money. Loves post 9/11 "country" " music".
does that bud light cowboy really think he's country? How cute.
a guy that likes Lankybox and always sings "adopt me can't you see it's the dream"
boy: OMG ITS Mr NIGHT LIght
girl: ara ara