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She put a Louisiana lip lock on my love pork chop.
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Someone who through no fault of his own is either homosexual or afraid that if he snogs someone he'll get laughed at. usually seen as the fat girl who sits behind her very nice-looking pal at a club. VLs never admit they are VLs.
Fact.
Guy 1."here, see that new lass Kate? No bad, in't she no?!
Guy 2."I bet she won't let you near her-she's a Virgin Lips."
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A phrase from Tiktok “both lips smiling” her face and 😸 lips smiling 😨🙏🏽
“You got both lips smiling right now 😇🙏🏽”
“Girl he’s so fine he got both my lips smiling 😜😍”
Celebrated on March 15th, Lips & Lobster Day is a holiday for woman, celebrated the day after the Steak & Blowjob Day- a day for woman to recover after the Steak & Blowjob. This Day is designed for men t celebrate the woman in their life by eating at the Y. That's right by giving cunnilingus. Go down on your woman & then give her a lobster dinner. Not necessarily in that order. Do dinner first - whatever.
Concept is quite simple: no cards, no flowers or jewelry. Give your woman what she really wants bestow on them a lobster dinner then eat out her pussy.
Enjoy
This holiday is celebrated annually by the Greek gods & started by the goddess Aphrodite. The goddess of sex & procreation. She was not born but grew from Ouranos the Skys castrated genitals when they were cast into the sea.
Aphrodite was know to initiate this holiday with every god on March 15- usually she was hand feed lobster while getting serviced on Lips & Lobster Day
To enter a pub and consume some beer from a glass
Oh, shut the fuck up and hang a lip on a few.
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1. a genetic disorder in which a womans lady parts are so cavernous you could go splunking in them.
2. sloppy vagine aka the puffer.
3. the loose goose; the BIG C; moms everywhere.
Octo-mom's got a severe case of The Lazy Lip Syndrome.
I almost lost my watch today...fucking Lazy Lip Syndrome.
Barbie keeps telling me I have The Gerk, but that skank's got The Lazy Lip Syndrome bad. Anatomically correct my ass!
He wouldn't know a Lazy Lip Syndrome if it slapped him across the face.
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The inner lips on a vagina that sometimes hang slightly lower, they are usually a pinkish or brownish colour depending on the woman. These larger lips make a woman more womanly.
"Guess who I shagged last night?"
"No way, it wasn't Rebecca was it?"
"Yeah man, those big pussy lips gripped my cock so tight!"
"She was lippy? Nice!"
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