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A someone whom is a total fucker and acts like a Bitch
Someone who comes from pennyburn and is a total bitch to his friends but not female's that already dumped him that he cant get over but keeps denying it.
Chris mcgooogan is a total bitch.
That chris mcgoogan is a mother fucker for sure.
That chris sound like a total bitch.
Bitch ass mother fucker=Chris mcgoogan
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That's what happens when a russian tries to translate an arabic oriented phrase from hebrew to english :-)
The "In your mother" is a shorthand for "in your mothers life" which is a phrase close in its meaning to something that is very precious and dear to you.
So I would translate it as "do me a very big favour (as big and important as your mothers life) and leave me alone".
She: Let's go to my parents this friday
He: Leave me, in your mother
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The supreme comeback. The five words, that if used in succession, will force the entire known universe to collapse within 4 microseconds. This is never to be used until it is absolutely needed.
Billy: Ur mom gay
Tom: Ur dad lesbian
Billy: Your sister is a mister
Tom: Your brother be your mother
*Everything instantly collapses and everything stops existing*
Something Gabby's say when they are playing Fortnite
Holy Mother of Burnt Croissants! I almost got sniped.
The reflexive nonsensical irrational escalating expletive declared in real time during the worst possible nonsensical irrational event.
shit Mother TITTY NUTS! were the last words witnesses reported hearing from Larry before he drowned in earlobe Herpes infested lake water that inexplicably spewed from his laptop after missing the income tax e-Filing deadline by just one minute
When Someone gets an entire corn cob stuck in their ass
"Rumor is that guy is a corny ass mother fucker"
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Masturbating. Jacking off. Choking the chicken.
Guy #1: "Dude, where were you?"
Guy #2: "Sorry, I was saying goodnight to my mother"
Guy #1: "Ohhhhhh...I gotchu ;)"
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