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Also known as Nicholas O' Malley or the sexiest man alive. Current bassist of Arctic Monkeys who replaced former bassist Andy Nicholson. Relatively quiet but during interviews, his sharp wit is conspicuous.
Idiot: That Nick O' malley is fat and hairy.
The wise one: Yeah, but I reckon that if he wants to shag you, you'll probabaly jump at the chance. You're just a bitter sad fuck.
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Nick Walker- A spasmodic petri dish of sexually harvested disease and awkward social phobias. Commonly found preying on pre adolescent canadian forest owls. This rare species of human enjoys collecting discarded underpants, preferably from the St Johns deposit box. When provoked he has been known to spontaneously combust into a psychedelic arrangement of uncontrollably frantic blinking and hand shaking.
Nick Walker- A spasmodic petri dish of sexually harvested disease
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The greatest man alive, Nick Foles. Standing at 6 feet and 6 inches tall and weighing in at 243 lbs. he is rumored to have the largest cock on the Philadelphia Eagles, hence the nick name “Big Dick Nick”.
“Hey, did you see Big Dick Nick beat Tom Brady in the Super Bowl”?
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A man with such a large penis that he can do no wrong. Usually found in the Philadelphia area. There is only one Nick with such a big dick. Owner of the New England Patriots and the Los Angeles Rams. Sometimes referred to as St. Nick. This word can be used as a compliment to others doing something well.
Damn did you see the game? Big Dick Nick did it again.
Slow down man I can't keep up. Who do you think you are, Big Dick Nick?
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Those 3 gay polygamist’ that live next door.
They do threesomes every night and take turns slabbing on each other’s nobs.
On weekends they kidnap little boos and gangbang them.
Rio: You know Tad, Nick, and Derek
Adrian: Yeah I heard them gangbanging a little boi last night
Rio: Really I saw the m doing it in public
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To apply copious amounts of Gold Bond or baby powder to one's scrotum, then to stand over a reclining woman and to lower one's balls over her lower face and chin in a repeated fashion so as to create a powdery beard while chanting, "Ho, ho, ho..."
Ronnie was feeling in the festive spirit and decided to give his girlfriend the Ol' Saint Nick before leaving for work that morning.
Nick Wright is a super cool and laid back type of guy he is the most irresistible when it comes to flirting with you yes he seems kinda mean at first but once you get to really know him you learn that its a playful kind of mean, he is so pretty with his Crystal blue eyes and his great sense of humor if you ever meet nick wright just know you are very lucky.
oh my god nick wright was talking to me and it was so hard not to look at him with the face of i love you he is the most dreamy boy ever.
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