That weird beard thats only on the sides
A Guy: what is that beard!!!
Doug: Its the style MANNNNNNNN! The Doug Beard
Way of saying hairy vagina.
Jamie had a bearded cave inside her panties and needed to trim it.
A rough, tough, rambunctious, short, and hairy penis
Jenny was getting quite horny, so I decided to whip out my bearded sex dwarf
Slang term for a full pubis of hair around the vagina, and a play on the "bun in the oven" euphemism for pregnancy.
Janette is hairy down there and pregnant. She has a bearded bakery.
When an absolute flog that never grows a beard regularly goes on a holiday and grows disgusting facial hair to let everyone know that they have been 'travelling'. He will then return to show it off for a few days/weeks before returning to regular work.
How about that flog I work with came back yesterday and wouldn't shut the fuck about his trip, he was even sporting a shocking travel beard to make matters worse.
Short for "douche-beard." An asinine beard sported by somebody who is trying to be a hipster. Does not need to be worn by an actual douchebag but this generally helps in identification of the species. With the current infatuation with beards, the d-beard is becoming more prevalent.
Did you see that guy just walk in? Color Me Bad wants their d-beard back.
This term is used for people who have more than 3 years and less than 8 years of experience to be known as a White Beard
"our Brown Beard is now a Grey Beard!"