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An adjective to describe something of such low effort and low quality, you call it Tommen's Beard.
This is in reference to the TV show the Acolyte, in which the actor who played King Tommen in Game of Thrones plays a Jedi with a horrible looking, glue-on beard.
"That entire show was Tommen's Beard."
"Zoomer hairstyles are all so Tommen's Beard."
"Those truck mods are Tommen's Beard."
Shaving all of your ass and pubic hairs and super gluing them to someone's face.
Bro I totally gave this chick a Lincoln beard last night at the party when she passed out.
When two thickly-bearded men see each other and grab their own beards in salutations to each other.
Ben grabbed his beard briefly when he has the bearded guy sitting at the cafe table. The guy returned the beard greeting by taking hold of his own.
the behaviour that preceeds drunken one night stands between work colleagues
Apparently they went home together, I knew they would though, she was gray-bearding him all night...
A Bearded Dustin is the name for the combination of pubic hair and stool left in ones toilet when one has shaved their genitalia after going #2 and not flushing.
“Bro I just left the fugliest Bearded Dustin in Lil’ Sas’s toilet”
Aggressive competitiveness and/or one-upmanship between GNU+Linux experts for recognition or superior technological prowess; particularly due to seniority in the field.
Our LUG meetings are nothing but a bunch of duelling beards arguing over whether Slackware or LFS is the true operating system.
Arranging champagne and scenery for two people who seem to like each other.
Blackjack's Beard! Tom and Sarah are both serious!