Bougie Fruits

Mangoes, starfruit, jackfruit, Anjou pears, pomegranate

Nobody brings bougie fruits to eat at their desk. That shit stays at home.

hanging fruit

For an individual to have saggy breasts or boobs.

Her hanging fruit surprised me considering her boobs were so small.

Juicy Fruited

Juicy Fruited ; means rooted.

Also see C19-enviro

The planets half Juicy Fruited, but on it's way to repair.

The Dragon Fruit Special

During the Great Snaishem Wars of Independence (1019-1094), high ranking prisoners were often subjected to this punishment. This punishment involved the prisoners being locked into the lower dungeon of a castle, where their cell has a wooden boarded top with holes. Once imprisoned, the leader of the Snaishem, Helga, would consume enough Snaish dragon fruit to induce incontinence. Said bowel movement would then be unleashed upon the captive from above. Amongst those lucky enough to escape captivity this punishment became known as "The Dragon Fruit Special".

"Did you hear that Osven received the Dragon Fruit Special after the defeats of the northern campaign?"

Fruit frosty

Its a gay bukkake

Tracy prefers his friends to give him a fruit frosty.

horizontal fruit-basket

A sex act. Performed by wrapping your penis in a banana peel and squeezing the juice of an orange, a lime, and a grapefruit on top. Your partner then gives you head as you lay sideways on a flat surface, ideally with the curviture of your penis lining up with their throat.

"My lady wanted something tropical, so I gave her a horizontal fruit-basket"

"How thoughtful!"

fruit sales

the selling of very good fruity weed.

Lets get downtown. i know a dude with some mad fruit sales.