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best person in the world, love her, stan her. everything, her. <3333 -Xenje
{Boy 1} "Lily Rodriguez is so hot!!!"
{Boy 2} "indeed"
(IDEAS BY XENJE BC YES)
A flower that's (not) very edible.
Person 1: “Hey, dude. You should go try a Spider lily! They taste amazing!”
Person 2: “I’ve ordered a few, do you know when during their life cycle I should eat them?”
Person 1: “Any time.”
One of the most beautiful models ever imaginable. She is so pretty, it hurts. And she is for WOMEN only.
"Lily Rose Depp is a coquette queen!"
A fucking delicious mocktail that you should try!
Ingredients:
1 can Monster Zero Sugar (the red or white can)
1/2 cup Daily's Strawberry Mix (alcohol free)
A few squirts of liquid fruit punch or cherry drink mix
Directions:
Put ingredients into a cup or a bottle with a lid, then shake. Pour over ice in a glass, then garnish with a cocktail umbrella and fruit of your choice if you wanna get fancy. Add a couple shots of cherry or strawberry vodka for a Drunk Bleeding Lili if desired.
WARNING:
DO NOT DRINK IF YOU'RE PREGNANT, BREASTFEEDING, OR CAFFEINE SENSITIVE! NOT RECOMMENDED FOR YOUNG CHILDREN. CONSUMING TOO MUCH CAN CAUSE HEART PROBLEMS. DRINK RESPONSIBLY!
Damn, it was a long day at work! Since I'm not old enough to drink, I'll make a Bleeding Lili, and drink that while I eat a cheese steak sandwich from Boxwood Café.
the funniest, easiest to talk to person ever. you will not like her if you dont like her weird, very specific sense of humor. you can facetime her for hours and not get bored. she will fr not judge anything you say and help u out any way or be a wingman or be straightup. is genuinely an amazing person and will always be a close friend. she has a reason for doing anything and is so smart and not a slut. i love lily kardash
lily kardash, thats my bitch
Does joe love lily more this has been a age long question that has finally been answered and the answer to this is yes he does indeed, after research being conducted by scientists across the world for 5 whole months they’ve finally come to the conclusion that joe loves lily more and that’s now a fact
This can be used in a sentence by saying “you see joe and lily”
“Yes”
“Joe loves lily more then she loves him”
a lily c. is a girl who is nice and funny but has liked your boyfriend before. you wanna be her friend but you hate her because she is friends with your toxic ex best friend and you wanna beat her ass up but you also wanna kiss her pretty lips but also caution her about being friend with that girl.
friend #1: hey you saw that new girl? shes a totally lily c.
friend #2: oh yeah fr!